Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

Balloon iOS

Used to be goated at 2 fingers android, boosted by a old E8 player and the funniest person in the Asian scene by always saying "ToXiC"

Panda: Hey, did you know Balloon iOS sucks dick?
Random:No, I didn't know that.

by DrBal4 January 4, 2022

Hot air balloon

The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.

"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"

by Kicks43 May 22, 2020

Balloon bootay

A booty is so fake you can pop it.

Her balloon bootay is cheap she got it from tesco.

by Sassy emoji December 20, 2015

Alfredo balloon

A used condom

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress

by Bankydud September 29, 2020

California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.

Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!

by Teleflux September 11, 2021

Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.

Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.

by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012