Bing-Bong

what you say to call people out when they say something politically incorrect. bing-bong is an expletive and a verb. you can 'Bing-bong' sexism, gayism (homophobia), racism, classism, speciesism, or any other -ism. the 'bing-bong' often called out loudly, sounds like a doorbell (like ding-dong) with the Bing at a higher pitch than the bong. 'bing-bong' is said directly after the inappropriate joke or comment, often interrupting the sentence, but it can also wait until after the thought is finished.
kid 1, "you throw like a girl"

kid 2, "Bing-Bong!"
by zizzelicks July 13, 2011
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Ding Dong Bong

Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.
Nigga Jep ding dong bonged so many bitches last night
by Dirty Eddd May 13, 2009
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Glass Gravity Bong

While the typical gravity bong entails cutting off the bottom of a large plastic bottle or poking holes in it and then making a tinfoil or ratchet top bowl for the top, these can also be made of glass. Choose your glass bottle of choice and wrap cotton string evenly 4 or 5 times around the bottom of the bottle where the desired cut is to be made. Douse the string and the area of the bottle below the string with a flammable liquid such as cologne or hairspray or lighter-fluid. Light the string on fire and hold the bottle upside down such that the bottom (which is on fire) will be facing up. Once the flame burns out quickly revert the bottle and dunk it straight down into ice cold water. The rapid temperature change will cut the bottle where the string is. For the bowl drill a hole in the cap of the bottle and fix your glass bowl for a bong into the cap. Use like a traditional gate. These will mess you up more than the plastic ones without having to worry about breathing plastic.
Yo man want to go drop glass gravity bongs?

Dude that glass gravity bong was so clean!

Wow that glass gravity bond hit looks like straight milk.

I got straight fucked off that glass gravity bong hit.
by Walmark March 01, 2014
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bread bag bong

A homemade smoking device made by a 2 lieter bottle and a bread bag and some tape

1.) Cut the bottom of the bottle off.
2.) Put the bag inside the bottle from the bottom ( which is cut off ) leaving about 3-4 inches of bag hanging out and tape to outside of bottle
3.) Pull the bag out of the bottle as you light the weed and the smoke draws into the bottle take off the cap and inhale on the bottle
Get the bread bag bong and we will get stoned
by 15yo stoner from wv April 04, 2016
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australian bong stand

When you take a toke upside down in a handstand as someone lights and pulls the bowl for you, similar to the famous well known "keg stand". Though it is socially okay to do when not at a party but takes atleast 2 people to achieve unless you want to take it to another level
"Yooo i cant wait for that party ryan is having im totally gonna do an australian bong stand"

"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"
by Yeeteroni&Cheese January 01, 2020
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Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

A method of determining a fellow stoner's preferred method of smoking.

Roll refers, of course, to rolling, be it joints, spliffs, blunts, what have you.

Bowl, the widest category, can refer to pipes, bubblers, oners, or any other variety of device that has a loadable bowl and a method of inhalation.

Bong refers to the ubiquitous water pipe, be it an awe-inspiring ten footer or a meager sports drink bottle.

All categories have their own benefits and drawbacks, and it is not wise to question someone else's opinion. Stick to what you like and stay happy.
Stoner 1: Yo man, I heard you smoke.

Stoner 2: Totes magotes man. You smoke?

Stoner 1: Ye man. Roll, Bowl, or Bong?

Stoner 2: Booooooooooong fo sho!

Stoners 1 and 2: *bubbling noise*
by Strangelove, Ph.D. June 09, 2011
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colostomy bong

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.
I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.
by Vance Birznasty March 04, 2004
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