Ass Biscuit(s)

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

by Thom els October 11, 2008

skiz biscuit

1 - what snoop dogg would call someone he doesn't like.
2 - a derogatory name you stumble upon while being ridiculous.

you're such a skiz biscuit.

by Brittany & Mallory March 23, 2010

Viscous Biscuit

A Fecal turd with high levels of viscosity. A turd that is physically maintained within the occurrence of Diarrhea or a loose bowel movement. Liquid, wet poop.

Fuck him man! Don't let him disrespect you like that! You better leave some viscous biscuits in his fucking pillow case tonight!

by Sorry Sans August 24, 2010

skeeter biscuit

A Southern slut who is unclean, and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl who works at Torino's is a real skeeter biscuit.

by volsgirl1976 February 22, 2011

Cop biscuit

When you get railed in the ass by a cop while hitting mach 7 in the police cruiser.

I got pulled over for failing to signal. Instead of a ticket, the Officer gave me a cop biscuit!

by Saskatchewan Steve June 19, 2017

Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

by Jkins August 5, 2010

whisker biscuit

a woman's vagina

Damn, she has a hot whisker biscuit

by furbisq November 26, 2009