Alley Biscuit

A slang used in reference to an object capable of doing damage to someone or something. An Alley Biscuit is mostly used either in self defense or for B&E(breaking and entering).

Person 1-"Hey they say that you're going to get that ass whooped today."

Person 2-"I ain't worried about a damn thing. I'll just grab an Alley Biscuit and take care of em."

Person 1-"Yeah, you might wanna do that."

by Tuk Toi January 29, 2010

Church Biscuit

The paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed Catholic disciples during Mass.

Priest: Body of Christ
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.

by Kitt Kansas October 12, 2012

vanilla biscuit

Another term for "Cracker"
Often used with white people.

"What's up vanilla biscuit"

by Paperchasingandpu$$ytasting August 07, 2017

Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related

got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.

by the nut job November 05, 2010

lil biscuit

1. Someone who is inexperienced; naive.
2. a nickname/term for someone to whom you are superior too
3. A young grasshopper; a knave, a nub.

1. new guy- I'm gonna go rush them!

experienced guy- hold on lil biscuit!

by slayerlx April 18, 2008

Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.

Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.

by Cat lover’s anonymous September 02, 2009

Trailer Biscuits

What non-trailer trash call fish sticks.

Cletus and Darrel served up a heaping helping of trailer biscuits and tots at their sistercousin's weeding!

by Adumbford December 21, 2010