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Unlucky Bastard

It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.
We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!
by adog69 April 28, 2011
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Squaddie Basher

A young girl, usually a teenager or young adult, who goes around and has sex with squaddies.
She will usually hang around public places, such as shopping centres or fast food restraunts, on occasions outside the army camp, and will get picked up by random men and have sex with them.
that girl is such a slag , a total squaddie basher
by LovingLewis June 9, 2011
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Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013
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busy bastard

A phrase used by people in Balby to describe someone putting extra effort into something that requires no effort.
Tom: 'just took a snapchat in the car of me driving to work. Used the white font obviously'
Emma: 'why?'
Tom: 'cause it looks good innit'
Emma: 'busy bastard'
by busybastard April 30, 2016
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Rat Bastard

A degenerate little shit who also happens to be sly, but in a rat-like way.
Blaine is a rat bastard because he stole my side hoe.
by Stevie Buscemi July 11, 2019
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cheering bastard

Harry Simzoes
cheering bastards
by lucz August 1, 2019
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