cannibal asshole

A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.

You were a real cannibal asshole when you ripped that asshole a new asshole.

by MelonSaurus November 25, 2013

Asshole Plaza

(rs-hole-plaz-uh). noun.

A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.

"Hey Rat, what are you up to tonight ?" .. "Hi Cog, I think I might just bum around the Rectumangle, maybe steal a car and do some burn-outs in ASSHOLE PLAZA carpark."

by Crack Baby Jesus July 4, 2016

asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.

"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."

by Iguanadude June 22, 2018

Aesthetic asshole

When you are an asshole but yet you have a really good aesthetic. Because of this people have a bittersweet feeling towards you

They are an aesthetic asshole, I hate them but I really like their aesthetic.

by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

by JustaBitch March 4, 2009

Psychopathic Asshole

A guy who scopes out lonely, traumatized and vulnerable women and promises to love them forever and moves out of his house and tells said woman that he loves her every day and then after 6 months just changes his mind with no remorse. He is also a lying SOB.

Hey, Lee is such a PSYCHOPATHIC ASSHOLE>

by Picklejuice2013 April 29, 2013