go pub

what people say when they mean 'lets go to the pub'.

JOHNNY: oi after school lets go pub
EVERYONE: ok

by ~innocent~ February 8, 2008

going clegg

royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.

Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"

by Willie B There October 2, 2013

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.

I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 6, 2006

Going Incognito

A term used for when you hide your browser history during masturbation.

My willy sure looked wrecked after going incognito for the 4th time today.

by Passthatdutch June 5, 2018

Going Chopper

1.) the act of transitioning from verbal docility to verbal hostility very quickly.

2.) In a mini-van; driving with both rear-sliding doors ajar so as to avoid heat-seeking missiles from terrorists.

Customer Sales Rep: "...I can provide transportation for $20/person. Admission will be $15/person."

Dude making call: <stunned silence>

Needless to say, "dude making call" would follow this silence by going chopper.

by Gianni_PD October 7, 2008

Going for Glory

1. In football, to give the ball some welly from 40 yards out in the hope you will score a brilliant equaliser and be carried off the pitch by adoring team mates, rather than hit a defender or balloon hilariously over the bar, as you almost certainly will.

2. In a wider context, to refer to somebody having a jolly good go at something that they will inevitably fail at.

1. "We're into the 89th minute. Owen's got the ball, Geremi's to his left, and...oh dear."
"What can you say, Clive. The lad was going for glory."

2. "Did you see our Jeremy, chatting up that blonde bombshell?"
"Yeah. Got to give the lad credit, going for glory like that."

by Parsefone June 12, 2008

scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.

I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.

by Larry Bung January 29, 2017