alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 03, 2010

alaskan snow cone

The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile

Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."

by Nattygainz April 07, 2017

alaskan knee drive

when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long

yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after

by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017

Alaskan Pop Fly

The act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis and knocking her wig off.

" Dat boys dick was so big!! I wanted him to give me an Alaskan pop fly "

by vagina god 69000 March 16, 2017

Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER April 21, 2011

Alaskan snow globe

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.

Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night

by JediMasterJack April 04, 2020

Alaskan Snow Blower

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022