you aint gon believe this 

How black people start off a lie to give them time to make something up.

Joe: Aye bitch, where that money you owe me?

Kenny: Man, you aint gon believe this. Ummm, a bird swooped that shit up.

Joe: Shut yo lying ass up.

you aint gon believe this by Brian Joel March 18, 2008

aint it 

another way of saying something is right or messed up!

thats messed up? aint it

aint it by pandie October 16, 2008

aint ur blog 

Is said when a user from a forum begins to rant about something that should be said on a blog.

Person 1: I'm tired of everyone using memes, like grow up?

Person 2: aint ur blog lad

aint ur blog by RuneServ3r January 17, 2011

aint hittin 

meaning something is bad or isn’t working out right

person 1: “bro this food nasty”

person 2: “Ong this food aint hittin”

aint hittin by itsgivingbozo March 3, 2022

This aint no sandbox

Said by a Spanish teacher when he thinks the students aren't "focusing their attention"

Student 1: haha did you catch that show last night?
Student 2: no, which one?
Terry (teacher): yall, this aint no sandbox! you need to FOCUS your attention.

Ustedes Necessitan hablar en español en esta clase.

This aint no sandbox by Someoneyouknow3 April 28, 2011

you aint my baby sitter 

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

you aint my baby sitter by minskyy July 28, 2011

dis' aint' 

A common phrase used by black people in the ghetto. (this is not)

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!

*gunshots*

mom: Are you playing those video games again?!

me: No, I'm watching National Geographic

mom: Oh. Okay.

dis' aint' by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011