Shrek

The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise

Shrek is so groovy

by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

When thouh whompst summons the almighty shrek the great swamp summons wisely

God is shrek

by Hmmmmmmm🤔 March 23, 2020

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

shrek

a dude that has a huge green cock and onions have layers

wow dylan has a big shrek

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Shrek

The equivalent of God in the meme world.

If you don't like Minecraft, you are a disappointment to Shrek.

by AirborneKittens September 19, 2019

Shrek

God

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life

by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019