Gonna Carl Down

Gonna carl down , meaning when you hit 18 you turn into Carl Barât

Someday, when I'm 18, I'm gonna Carl down and enjoy life as Carl Barât.

by aifountain January 12, 2025

Carl

World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.

People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.

word to ya moms.

Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard

by HuWang July 4, 2025

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.

Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"

by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025

FuckTard Carl

See CarlFuckTard

"he's a Carlfucktard."
"Nah, he's the OG FuckTard Carl."

by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.

"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025