top load

a) v. to make a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.ed, -ing) b) n. someone who takes a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.er)

v.: present tense: Don't usurp my throne or I'll top load yours!
past tense: Bill top loaded my toilet, it made the water run brown for weeks.
n.: Hi I'm Bill and I'm a top loader.

by EnigmaticRythms May 1, 2005

buttermilk top

Refers to someone with platinum blonde hair. Generally, used to refer to babies with light blonde hair or young people.

My newborn baby is a cute buttermilk top!

by Buttermilk Babe November 6, 2019

top neek

The person who is the highest on the scale of neek. Neekier than anybody else. Commonly used by people who down posses a brain or want to look cool.

Nick is top neek in your class

by inkblot April 25, 2005

On Top Of The Mountain

When you fuck a girl so hard you fold her in half with her ass in the air put one foot on her ass cheek and piss down her back.

“I fucked Billie-Joe so hard last night I finished it off with a good old On Top Of The Mountain”

by MadameMayhem July 18, 2020

on your top

'Showing dominance in making fun of someone'.

Comes from the 'top' or dominant position of gay sex.

In some areas, 'on your tip' is said

'I'm on your top!'

by Kalewhich May 6, 2017

top g

Short way of saying top goon

Hah jamane is top g

by Kyanoruse September 12, 2013

oral top

1. a gay man who gives it in the rear and takes it in the throat, but not in the rear.

2. the dominating partner in a gay sexual relationship, usually calling the shots as to when he performs oral sex, when oral sex is performed on him, and when intercourse takes place.

Oral top: Hey man, when we hook up first I'm going to deep throat you and then I'm going to give it to you doggy style.

Bottom: I can't wait to have you all over me.

by Arch.silva July 9, 2011