Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 7, 2017

squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once

Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey

by PeachButt February 12, 2017

Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.

Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

lurkey turkey

When someone Won't leave you alone or stop texting you.

'He won't stop texting me he's being a lurkey turkey'

by Ty--txt June 18, 2016

Turkey towel

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

by Snake trap January 17, 2018

Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018