tard

The shiznizzlist mofo ever to roll out of T'vizzle. Noted for "Mad Dog" magic marker tattoo. Often paired with "Hook." short for "Richard"

No one called him by his real name, they all knew him as "Tard."

by Ricky D June 6, 2003

Wii-tard

someone who lacks the skill and/or endurance to play on a Nintendo Wii.

Look at that Wii-tard... he has no follow-through on his golf game

by alex middleton December 9, 2006

tard rangler

sped teachers who have to rangle tards (take care of mentally handicapped citizens)

Have you seen Jimmy? His teacher is a total tard rangler, she has her own roll of paper towels for when they shit on the floor.

by TardRanglerBoss March 29, 2023

Street-tard

The opposite of being street-smart.

Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.

Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.

Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.

Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.

by DreadedPanda13 June 8, 2011

Mo-tard

someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.

That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!

by sdmichele September 12, 2020

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.

I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.

by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019