by SOML3012 June 14, 2009
People on Snapchat putting their business out telling the story of how their ex cheated or did them wrong in anyway.
by Realiststatements February 22, 2020
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
You: Cool story hoe.
You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
You: Cool story hoe.
by themasterofeverything123 May 12, 2011
There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex. But it’s probably too soon if you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start.
It’s a problem because when you ejaculate you lose your erection and can’t continue having sex. You and your partner may feel there’s not enough time to enjoy it.
It’s a common issue for men. Between 30-40 have it at some time in their life. So, keep in mind -- it’s not something to worry about when it happens all the time.
It’s a problem because when you ejaculate you lose your erection and can’t continue having sex. You and your partner may feel there’s not enough time to enjoy it.
It’s a common issue for men. Between 30-40 have it at some time in their life. So, keep in mind -- it’s not something to worry about when it happens all the time.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017
A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.
During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.
by NZev November 03, 2021
When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.
Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?
Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
by el cheapo grande September 25, 2020