An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
by hathatyagc September 19, 2011
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Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
by Bombajacketjune February 6, 2018
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Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol
by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 28, 2018
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by Glowman85 October 26, 2011
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Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"
by Jason Wun October 18, 2008
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5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.
Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.
5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.
Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.
by JxH April 7, 2009
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