August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

December 1

if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1

girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*

by anonymous💕✨❤️‍🩹 June 18, 2022

LgndaryGamr 1

A YouTuber that posts shitposts that he steals off Discord on the platform YouTube

I'm bored, I think I'll make fun of LgndaryGamr 1

by JoeBidensHusband1314 April 28, 2022

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

formula 1

the reason i’m mentally unstable.
only fun to watch when you’re driver does good, so i’m usually on the verge of crying.

“do you like formula 1?”
“like? i wake up at 7am on weekends just to see sebastian vettel qualify and finish p13 because no one will give him the car he deserves, but i love him too much to quit watching.”

by depressedf1fan December 31, 2021

June 1

A day where yo slap a gurl wit a fat ahh

Hey destany “smack” why would u do that omg ur so annoying june 1

by June1 March 30, 2022

1 or 2

The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.

Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.

-or-

Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.

by B0bby Jindal April 7, 2022