ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

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Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

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National send your ex nudes day

National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures

Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day

Jackie: Of course!

by angrypod147 February 2, 2022

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ex-mullet

Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance

"EX-MULLET"

by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018

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