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Shrek

God of the wolrd. The one who's gonna lead us when the hard times comes.
by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018
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Shrek

man's voice Once upon a time

in a kingdom far, far away,

the king and queen were blessed

with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land,

everyone was happy...

until the sun went down

and they saw that their daughter was

cursed with a frightful enchantment

that took hold each and every night.

Desperate, they sought the help

of a fairy godmother

who had them lock the young princess

away in a tower,

there to await the kiss...

of the handsome Prince Charming.

horse whinnies

It was he who would chance

the perilous journey

through blistering cold

and scorching desert

traveling for many days and nights,

risking life and limb

to reach the Dragon's keep.

crows caw

For he was the bravest,

and most handsome...

in all the land.

And it was destiny that his kiss

would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room

of the tallest tower

to enter the princess's chambers,

cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,

pull back the gossamer curtains

to find her... gasps

What?

- Princess... Fiona?

- No!

sighs relief Oh, thank heavens.

Where is she?

- She's on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

- She's on her honeymoon.

- Honeymoon? With whom?

Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love

So she said

what's the problem, baby?

What's the problem?

I don't know

Well, maybe I'm in love
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shrek is the best
by silentknight_02 February 19, 2020
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Shrek

Shrek is god.
by Shrekisgod12344 May 25, 2021
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Shrek

The ogre GOD who has blessed us with memes
ALL HAIL SHREK
by w h y November 20, 2021
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Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade
Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)
by Salmonellq April 26, 2020
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Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.
Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"
by DundeiEh March 30, 2024
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Shrek

A movie that is loved worldwide across the internet. The movie is about an ogre named Shrek that lives in a swamp. Suddenly, he meets a donkey, named Donkey. Shrek then finds his swamp suddenly being populated by fairy-tale creatures. They explain that they were forced to go to Shrek's swamp because of Lord Farquaad. Shrek and donkey then go on a quest to meet Farquaad, but are then forced to go to a castle to save a princess named Fiona. They then save her. Fiona then goes to Lord Farquaad's wedding, but then Shrek comes right before they kiss. Farquaad attempts to get rid of shrek, but then Donkey arrives with the dragon. The dragon eats Lord Farquaad and then Fiona reveals herself as an ogre to Shrek. Then they end up married.

The film has even gotten to the point of getting into the US national film registry. It has also won an oscar.
by LeFuckMomento April 11, 2021
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