june 9

National appreciate your favorite cousin day

june 9 is when i can show off my favorite cousin

by hnfygb June 9, 2022

May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

twackin on the 9

when someone said something that don’t make sense or dumb

marii: i don’t wanna get married but i want to be married

chino: you twackin on the 9

by yahhhh yeet June 18, 2019

9 ball

Coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done

i can always use another 9 ball

by Big Robert March 6, 2005

Triple 9

Code for when a police officer goes down.

The only way out of this is to call a triple 9.

by Stehako October 17, 2016

9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008