cry yelling

When your girlfriend is crying in a yelling tone.

She would not stop cry yelling at me! It lasted all night!

by Ctrl_freq January 16, 2017

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

die-cry

the sound something makes before it dies

my dog's die-cry made my heart drop

by undercookedpizaa May 1, 2025

Crying Obama

He is a very Pog Youtuber

Child: OMG Ali-A is the BEST youtuber
Cultured Human: Silence Crying Obama is the best (Slaps child)

by Pickle Chungus January 14, 2021

Cry-O-Maniac

When you are holding a baby, or watching one, and the baby cries right away.

Person1: Can you watch my baby?
You: Sure!!

*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*

Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!

by AndresQuioxote March 30, 2009

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019