by blunto September 13, 2022
Get the Kapusta Headmug. a Person usually female that's so attractive and cant stand the fact the world isnt constantly begging at their feet making them the subject of countless bullying even by their friends but their so hot she proceeds to violently fuck her mental abusers untill she squeeze the life out their balls
by INtotheFloddAgain April 20, 2024
Get the Shit Headmug. by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
Get the Metal headmug. by pussaysay March 19, 2019
Get the dick headmug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
by ✞︎𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚎✞︎ October 27, 2021
Get the Germans headmug. 
Get the .9.I Get Head.9.mug.