Invitee Syndrome

Someone who feels unwelcome unless specifically invited to do things with others.

A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.

Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.

Example 1
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”

Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”

P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”

by FatherMeat November 14, 2023

bonaparte syndrome

Fictitious medical condition popularized in a series of erotic novels. Female sufferers of the Bonaparte Syndrome require vigorous sexual intercourse or can die from a condition resembling congestive heart failure. Named after famous nymphomaniac Pauline Bonaparte, sister of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Ashley needs to fuck or she's literally going to die. She's got Bonaparte Syndrome.

by Graaag April 7, 2014

Microaxilla Syndrome

Small Armpit Syndrome.

I have this prescription for deodorant that is medically designed to be small for people diagnosed with Microaxilla Syndrome.

by Mr. Crusher April 7, 2019

Alosiugga Syndrome

Someone with dirt particles, who has long singular hairs protruding from their bodies, and has eyes facing opposite directions. This wors also describes someone who often drools, due to the fact that they can never keep their tongue in their mouths.

Person 1: Why does that thing have random hairs and excessive drool?

Person 2: Oh, that's just because they have Alosiugga Syndrome .

by beckyjones December 19, 2022

Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

Yozza Syndrome

Yozza syndrome: "being conventionally attractive and polite, yet having a personality so unstable and discomforting that the person cannot be liked by a girl for longer than a week. Than they either start hating him, or he becomes they figure of an older brother (if the past romantic interest lacks one)"

How did John spend that date with that cute girl he was talking about?
Dont get too excited. He has Yozza syndrome.

by Brzi April 26, 2022

Alligator Syndrome

A syndrome that affects the liver caused from eating too much donkey meat.

Phil Lesh contracted alligator syndrome after eating too much donkey meat.

by Thomas the syndromeist September 17, 2022