Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

Gives off white Toyota vibes

Clueless mom

My mom gives off white Toyota vibes

by Bubbalee May 5, 2021

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

sawn off nose

Usually a shotgun with the barrel shorted to make it more portable and increase mobility, however such guns a prohibited in some countries

The driller had a (sawn off nose) in his trench coat

by Cowboy w/ dipper May 16, 2018

kicked off

Died, as in the action a dying person twitching legs make, or the galloping action of a gallows hung body.

My Uncle got capped good. He's kicked off.

by Jyanko November 22, 2020

gone off eggplant

When you leave the eggplant in the fridge for too long and it goes off.

The gone off eggplant smells stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Blow off

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.

Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.

by BoofAsher420 January 17, 2019