Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

bitch baby

a. (Noun) An exclamation used when something happens, or in place of an exclamation point.

b. (Noun) A term used to describe something or someone that is mildly annoying

Note: It must be used in situations considered mild. Extreme situations require stronger exclamations, such as "fuck".

1. (Waiting for netflix to finish loading) Let's go, bitch baby!
2. (Waiting for a pedestrian to cross the road) Move it, bitch baby!
3. (When you can't open a jar of pickles) Come on, bitch baby!

by chiffon7333 June 16, 2021

Baby chug

The act of giving a toast with or to your friends via Social media.

(Chugging bourbon straight from the bottle)

Amine : Did you see BSM baby chug last night

Andrew: shit son that was a man chug !

by Sign team six June 21, 2021

the brother from boss baby

matthew morris

the brother from boss baby looks like matthew morris

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee June 21, 2021

Baby do what he want

A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".

Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.

Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.

by SteeleUrNan June 22, 2021

baby powder

A Substance a really man excreted during sex. Used to be cum.

You are So old. That when you ejaculated it is just baby powder

by Bizzo Forgotten spaces June 22, 2021

baby corpse

Is a heartless person who somehow makes friends that care about them, and has usually one 4liferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. He has a very deep voice but is only 5

4lifer: good morning bebe corpse
baby corpse: morning, sup

by 347758 June 26, 2021