Joey Whiting

The act of licking a girl's beaver as she squirts milk out of her tits. This only works if the woman is riding on top of a water buffalo.

Dude me and Denise did a Joey Whiting yesterday after we went to TAco Bell.

by FartKisser12 May 7, 2018

semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.

"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."

by pseud0lady July 23, 2012

White boy smug

Knowing you have privilege and advantage. And being an inconsiderate jerk about it.

Did you see that kid staring down that senior, Native American guy? Man, he was white boy smug!

by Siralene January 25, 2019

Obnoxiously white

A person of caucasian decent that ignorantly /callously flaunts their stereotype ie culturally appropriation, denying/flaunting their privilege, being obliviously disrespectful to other cultures

Why does Liam have to be so obnoxiously white all the time?

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by This is ur reality December 27, 2019

White Obama

A mysterious creature from the mirror dimension

OMG is that White Obama?

by Purple_Tomato August 20, 2022

White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.

While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.

by Spin Shady January 13, 2021

White Elephant

when a double-sided dildo is passed around and used in and by a group of people.

that white elephant last night was wild.

by OfficialNewBalance December 15, 2023