A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.
“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”
“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”
“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”
by SimePieman September 5, 2022
Get the Lockdown Dogmug. Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
by Rebel Friend March 26, 2020
Get the Hot Dogmug. 
Dude!! She dirty dogged me so hard. There was smelly shit everywhere. I guess that’s why my mother calls her the dirty dog
by Dino Comber August 17, 2021
Get the The dirty dogmug. When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
Get the Its not the size of the dogmug. by tacocat boy 12350 May 24, 2021
Get the is that up dogmug. A sexual act where a woman lays naked on the floor with her ass in the air and her partner eats her asshole out like a dog eating from a bowl
by Islesfan02 April 8, 2025
Get the Dog bowlmug.