Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015

the razootoh face

The razootoh face is a particular face that can be made by pursing ones lips as if they were to give someone a kiss, followed by squinting of the eyes and tilting ones head back.

Gee, Mike sure is the champ at doing the razootoh face!

by Razootoh October 6, 2005

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

Shit face

A shit face is when someone doesn't makes sense and some one call them out there

No it's not you shit face

by Blacboydb January 23, 2019

Fuck face

A nigger that pisses you off

Black Guy: Wassup Faggot
White Guy: sup Fuck Face

by BIG DICKLES February 14, 2020

Face-dropping

When someone posts something on Facebook meant for another person but then a third party views, comments, and/or reposts it.

Similar to eavesdropping, but on Facebook.

Matt sent Cord a video. Dylan commented on it. That's Face-dropping.

by McCabeBlahBlah December 20, 2010

Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.

person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*

by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011