Dirty Hjalte

To lick the foreskin of a homeless man and drinking his cum. Then eating poop like a dog and jumping out of a building
Chad: Hey did you hear that joe did a Dirty Hjalte
Jeffery: Yeah i think hes in the hospital
by Pooplover69420 April 29, 2023
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Dirty Shu

Giving Joseph Stalin a blowjob and having another guy fuck you while you’re held down by your mother dressed as SpongeBob SquarePantswhile while Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up plays in the background
Did you hear what happened after the party last night, someone had a dirty shu and it was wild
by Thespicetrade August 01, 2022
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Dirty Jurgen

Yo someone did a dirty Jurgen and now thry cant stop
by Anonymous218767765443 November 16, 2021
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Dirty Trouble

Dirty Trouble A true freak behind closed doors! This beautiful Goddess secretly loves being choked, spanked, & FUCKED, but looks completely innocent to everyone else.
Oh, that woman's a real Dirty Trouble!

My girl's a true Dirty Trouble
by Trouble Valentine April 14, 2020
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Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.
Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.
by Bofa D’s Nuts July 18, 2022
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Dirty kinley

A tall dude who will fuck your brains out if you let him and has a super big cock and is mainly black. also can beat up children who are stem students named Brendan and Caius
Dirty kinley: Your so short Brendan and a dirty Kinley your mom
Brendan: Guess I can do s##t about it
by GOD OF BOOKS December 06, 2022
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dirty luca

The manipulation of a wine bottle being shoved into an anus.
I professionally did a dirty luca with my husband.
by ColaBeb April 14, 2020
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