goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
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lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.
My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.
by Hope Fully August 18, 2022
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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 21, 2014
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filed-off serial gun

"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"
by Mr.DommyCiani January 7, 2024
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cracked off my teeth

when you are so high on drugs, that your teeth feel like they are splitting/being broken by someone or something.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.
by strange fruitty June 13, 2019
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Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole
Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!
by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025
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