"Zahara is doing a party tonight" person one
"So a freak off than" person two
"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one
"So a freak off than" person two
"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one
by Benover4england September 25, 2024
Get the Freak offmug. A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.
Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024
Get the Scratch-Off Winnermug. by Shrexy boy January 12, 2021
Get the Sherking offmug. by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025
Get the off my casemug. OFF stands for Older Fuckable Furries
its to say people who are older than the age of 25 or more older and its very opinion wised.
its to say people who are older than the age of 25 or more older and its very opinion wised.
by Deaddman July 23, 2018
Get the OFFmug. To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.
Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc
by rob1982 January 3, 2013
Get the Mum-offmug. by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
Get the Poop on me and lick it offmug.