baby duty

To take care of a baby, Luke. You dumb ass.

I can’t get high and eat tacos tonight, I got baby duty.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

baby boy

Person of male gender, usually found in bars or online dating sites. Likes to whine about how women owe him sex, and doesn't understand why he gets ghosted after unsollecited d-pics or creepy or degredating texts/speeches.
Fierce hier of Karens' realm of Why-the-human-race-should-stop-existing.

Girl: So this dude sent me his d-pic.
Friend: Ew,,,
Girl: And when I called him out for it he said he was jk and that I was a bitch

Friend: What a baby boy

by Stop-babyboys July 10, 2020

Babi

Babi is that one monkey from "Treasure Buddies" a kids movie that was launched in 21/01/2012
Babi loves shiny things, and will do anything to get one

Person 1:"Babi is so hot"
Person 2:"I know rigth"

by GayAssOmlet September 9, 2020

sweatshirt baby

A pregnant girl who hides her pregnancy under a sweatshirt until she reaches her third trimester and finally tell her parents.

My cousin had a sweatshirt baby, she did not tell her parents she was pregnant until her ninth month.

by Free Rein December 5, 2013

Mudslide baby

When a woman gives birth to a baby and poops at the same time the baby is referred to as a mudslide baby.

"My mom shit when I was born so I'm a mudslide baby. "

by gentleCannibal December 25, 2021

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 1, 2023