Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
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Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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Rick: Hey whats the day?
Bob: Hey, today is the national d day.
Rick: Happy D Day!
Rick: Hey whats the day?
Bob: Hey, today is the national d day.
Rick: Happy D Day!
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Get the National Pop a Titty Day mug.April 25th is the day you send nudes to someone you trust and feel comfortable with.
Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, cousin, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!
*sends nudes to Person 1*
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