Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"

by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020

Muddy Dog

When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.

“Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
“Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”

by George Stanfield March 6, 2018

Raw Dog

Verb

In Improv, used to describe doing a long form set without any kind of opening to generate ideas, just getting a suggestion and going at it.

"Wow did you see that improv team last night? It was crazy how they just raw dogged their set"

by chumbacabra June 15, 2023

Dog

Potato of Fluff

"Look it's a potato of fluff!" "A what?" "Oh, A DOG!"

by handleunavailable69 September 27, 2022

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

cave dog

A dog that has lived a sheltered life and possesses homosexual tendencies. Due to their lack of social experiences these dogs usually find a "mate" on gay social applications and if not they choose to die alone.

I though Shane was just a bit quiet but in fact he was a cave dog.

by D0bb0 August 22, 2019

Dogging the boys

The act of skipping a sesh with the boys for no good reason

Trav keeps dogging the boys!

Will there be a day that big Trav stops dogging the boys?

by corz7 February 15, 2019