Getting Johnned

Name: Getting Johnned Mug
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Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

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get fetal

In the infamous wise words of Johnny Cupcakes, a mantra used among product managers in preparation for massive levels of disappointment and emotional anguish. #GetFetal

I can’t believe I forgot to Get Fetal before announcing a delayed product launch on the weekly sales call. What a rookie mistake.

by FetalPM November 30, 2018

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GET OFF HIM

The three words that are made by one who is trying to stop a fight that really does not exist and while doing so, throwing an item at the ground by their feet

Dallas: hey guys my bday is coming up what we gonna do is -
Seydou: YO BRO GET OFF HIM SON *throws Starbucks water at the ground*
Tyler: YO DALLAS TF YOU DOIN SON

by No lips son February 16, 2018

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This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?

A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

by minh_says_urban March 14, 2025

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get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.

Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"

by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020

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don't get mad get buckets

1. a way of life

2. something to shout at passerbys
3. response to a sore loser

1. "you know man, don't get mad, get buckets"

2. *sees basketball player on the street* "DON'T GET MAD GET BUCKETS"
3. Steven and John are playing a friendly game of foosball and upon losing the game John throws a fit. Steven: Don't get mad, get buckets

#buckets #cookies

by walker4three January 11, 2017

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