lunatic baby

our president.

“the lunatic baby is a racist and if you got for him, so are you”

by shroomhead69 July 1, 2020

Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.

"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"

by The Range July 19, 2022

Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.

“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby

by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024

Baby land shark

A young puppy, usually a couple months old

Look at that cute baby land shark, named Silla

by Springtrap Gamer April 17, 2023

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021

Baby

Goats. The animal. Screaming demons who do bothing but eat and shit. And sleep

I want to dropkick a. baby

by Why do i even exist September 29, 2023

noah baby

He is a nunuz, and a hamster(:

Vroom vroom, go hang clothes noah<3
MY noah
Noah baby😌

by HisPuppy November 9, 2022