Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past

wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good

by M3 Garand August 27, 2025

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

tamp off

Masturbating while on your period.

Combination of tampon + jack off.

I'm always so horny when I'm on my period, I tamp off so much.

by martianeyes December 9, 2014

gone off fudge cake

When you leave fudge cake out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off fudge cake tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023

Fuck off

Means To go away

Can you please fuck off

by Charleypinks September 3, 2020

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025