salon baby

A child of a mother who works at a ratchet ass salon, and also grows up in the salon.

Girl, you always sitting at the salon often with your mama. You ain't nothing but a salon baby

by Haitianbaby July 3, 2017

even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

baby

babies are aliens who are weird and they cant even walk or talk !

babies.are.aliens
yes, babies aren't people.

Brenda: omg did you hear? Karen got a baby!
Linda: umm, don't you mean an alien?

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Baby daddy

Baby daddy is someone who you dont wanna call boyfriend but you still love him

I can’t wait for my baby daddy to get home

by King baby daddy May 20, 2024

baby

ethan tsui

Ethan Tsui is baby. Protect him at all costs.

by tsui September 24, 2019

HoliBday Baby

A baby born on a holiday; a unique event where wo things occur: a child is born and a major holiday is celebrated

Girl 1: "I hear your friend is having her baby soon."
Girl 2: "Yea, she's due December 25th, she's having a HoliBday Baby!"
Girl 1: "Oh Hell No! Christmas and Birthday gifts every year? Sucks to be her!"

by Xavier Grays January 29, 2024

ooh babies

Very short shorts that elicit a response "ohh baby." Otherwise known as Daisy Dukes.

The reason that chair stuck to her is because of them ooh babies.

by pawnticket May 11, 2007