hot twinkie

The name of Bill Belichik's 3rd favorite weiner dog.

That's a cute dog, but he's no hot twinkie.

by Rick Sanchez interdimensional January 12, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.

Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.

by Big gay dick May 3, 2018

Hot Rod

When a person eats a spicy pepper and proceeds to suck another person's dick. The penis reacts with the peppers, making it red and blistered, hence the name hot rod

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a surprise Hot Rod, I forgot she ate hot wings that night.

by *DEAD*TheHiddenOne March 19, 2017

Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

hot plop

When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.

I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!

by Pain Killaz March 30, 2017