Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.

Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.

by Big gay dick May 3, 2018

Hot to Thot Ratio

The simple way of knowing if you should pursue a chick. Her hotness must out weigh her thotness.

Yo, what do you think about that chick over there? "Bro her hot to thot ratio is a 40/60" Aw damn never mind then.

by TheeWolfmanVlad September 8, 2017

hot code

A term often used by game developers to describe a feature in their game (or DLC) that is in some way unfinished and/or is still in development. Essentially, a glitch that he/she promises will be fixed upon the release date of said game(orDLC).

Gamer: Why doesn't that alien robot have its proper textures?

Game Developer: It's hot code.

by Norse Emperor September 8, 2017

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Hot Dog Alert

adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it

adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"

by Hashica September 29, 2017

hot extra

Something extra that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice

I had a hot extra hour of sleep.

by L_9 October 2, 2017