Blog-off

To blog off means to surf the internet in a way that is socially innapropriate, such as: at your friends wedding reception, at work, immediately after the sexual act, or at a keg party.
"say Jesse, is it OK if I go to your room and blog-off, I'm expecting some hits back about my resume?"
"uh, maybe once we're all done singing happy birthday, asshole"
by BettyHer April 22, 2008
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It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens
Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"
by Stumpy13 June 06, 2011
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Staff off to

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.
by Phoenixblossom May 09, 2019
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Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022
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Spizz-Off

Ejaculate forcefully
Another word for Jerk-Off or an insult implying the person being called a “spizz-off” was spat out by their mother.

Vulgar slang for the action of speaking, especially unsolicited advice, nonsense, or just plain bullshit.
Other variations of the term include; Spizzing, “Spizzing Off”, “Spizzed” etc.
Verb: Yes, yes! We know the sky is blue! How about telling us something we DON’T already know instead of spizzing off your cake hole with what’s already fact!
People continue to believe the lies being spizzed off by the big suits

Insult: Your mom should’ve swallowed you stupid spizz-off!
by NeonMirror December 31, 2024
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off the good tens

the phrase “off the good tens” refers to the commonly known illicit drug; Percocet or “Percs”. the ten refers to the dosage, as 10mg is the most potent and highest dosage.
“Damn, this shit hittin’, I’m really off the good tens!”
by megletomzz April 08, 2023
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see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.
"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*
by toastyflakez April 20, 2022
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