6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.

by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

Dog Water

When you are trash at any source of internet; sexual fluid that i don't want to talk about

You are f'in Dog water my guy

by what is my life right now March 28, 2021

Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.

I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.

by anyling September 7, 2018

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

Dog

mammal who is a good friend if domestic if not trained/treated very well, it will become traumatized

Wow I love dogs, do you to man?

by getrealman December 2, 2021

De-Dog

Cleaning your body and clothing of any allergens that were produced by a dog, in an effort to reduce the chance of allergic reaction.

"Be sure that you de-dog before you get into the bed! I don't want my allergies to act up tonight."

by shred wards December 24, 2018

s-dog

A sarcastic name for someone, typically Serena, meaning Shit Dog

Yo, What's up S-dog? Yo feet nasty

by kjw0410 October 12, 2021