Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.

Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.

by BB Puffin May 25, 2016

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

The Red Head

The guy on the stairs this one girl is head over heels for.

The red head needs to dick down a certain someone.

God he’s such a red head

by anon17fromme November 21, 2021

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Plastic head

A politician with so much makeup and wax that he looks like plastic

That fucking Lindsey Graham is a true plastic head

by Plastic head September 18, 2017

Big Head Season

Between the months of September and February where girls begin to look for their special big head.

After hot girl summer finishes Big head season begins. Girls begin to spam every male friend in their contacts in aims of catching a bighead.

“Heyyy bigheaaad”

It’s bighead season and Suzy is going hard to catch her bighead
-big head season

by Apimpnamedbighead August 10, 2021