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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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White Boy Vibe

Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.

Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
by AilsaEek June 11, 2019
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White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.
Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022
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white pines

by ArtTherapyRules November 23, 2013
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White~Envy

noun
When black or other non-White People who live in a predominantly White Culture feel envious of the society because their ancestors lacked the skills, knowledge, or possessions of others in a dominant culture, often resulting in resentment and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situations and working to improve their lives though hard work, discipline, and other ethical means of achieving success and happiness.
1.) Sometimes the minorities on air opinion hosts at CNN really show their White-Envy to the viewing audience.
2.) My neighbor to the left of me has just informed me during our recent conversation that the black family that just moved into the neighborhood has White~Envy over something as trivial as the black guy's yard isn't as big as his yard. And that must be because he is a White man.
by Nanker Phelge January 8, 2024
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