Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.
Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!
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My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.
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Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
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Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
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