vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

by BigD__ February 04, 2023

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

glitched off

When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.

Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.

by idiotgrrl May 14, 2010

donk off

A word to describe a elderly lady

That lady is a right donk off

by Dlxox June 29, 2018

you can get it off the roof

Slang for both fuck off and mind your own business

You can get it off the roof .

by WhenitRains6996 February 29, 2024

Flying off the addy

Something or someone so crazy/wicked that it simply flew off of the addy

Bro did you see those dirt bike riders??
Yeah they were definitely flying off the addy

by Stanford_University August 03, 2022

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke June 01, 2022