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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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head window

A persons lame attempt to copy Facebook or other people network.
That guy is trying to head window Facebook.
by justagal June 22, 2009
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polar bear head

Oral sex with cold hands and lots of teeth.
"Does Courtney give good head?"
"No, she gave me polar bear head cold hands and teeth!"
by pbh February 22, 2014
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tonk head

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess
Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!
by Consuala banana hammock August 27, 2017
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Mop head

When a girl gives you that sloppy toppy and it’s so wet that you gotta use a mop to clean it up.
Tony:Bro last night brittney gave me that MOP HEAD
Mike:Dude Fr I’m tryina get some mop head
by Jordanjackass December 31, 2019
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Exchange heads

69, Sixty-nine, simultaneously eating pussy and sucking dicks, playing with the cat while eating a dog
Her: Lets fuck
Him: Exchange heads first...
by @Hip_Matter August 27, 2019
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Head

Your head keeps your brain protected, get your head out of the gutter John B
Krystal:“Daddy what is head”

Gustav: “Well son, a head is above your neck”
by ThatOneMinecraftGirl February 11, 2021
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