Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

pulling a james

when somebody gets easily angry at small things and/or gaslights people

"he tried to gaslight me so he must be pulling a james today."

by yippitydoo November 27, 2023

Pulled a Punk

When you exit a stream and return asking “what did I miss?”.

Salty Ross has no idea what’s going on in chat because he pulled a punk!

by JoniZamBoneMe November 27, 2023

pulling a hanigan

When a player in a weekly pick’em pool finds themself one point behind for that week, with one game left to pick. The player decides to take the underdog in that final game, hoping for an upset to gain the extra point and win the weekly prize.

Tom: I’m one point ahead, playing it safe, taking the favorite.

Bob: My only chance is “Pulling a Hanigan” and hope for an upset.

by Beach dog duke November 28, 2023

Pulling a GKD move

Abandoning your team mates, and disappearing of the face of the earth.

She’s pulling a GKD move.

by Nellyfelly November 29, 2023

To pull a Soares

'To pull a Soares' on someone is to arrive significantly late or not show up at all for a casual or recreational engagement, often without prior notice.

"Want to catch a movie tonight?"
"Sure, let's meet at 7 pm."
Later that evening
"Hey, where are you?"
"Sorry, something came up, and I can't make it."
"Are you trying to pull a Soares on me?"

"Let's play together today around 8 pm?"
"Sure, see you there!"
(Later that evening, an hour past 8 pm with no response)
"Damn, you really pulled a Soares on me!"

by Herbert Richards November 30, 2023

Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.

John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.

by PickleLizard91 December 1, 2023