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Dave's not here man

What you say when someone says they are Dave
*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man
by Dave The Game Programer August 20, 2011
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Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.
by SSCpimp March 16, 2009
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brown eyed man

any man whom is not of the ''baltic anglo-saxon race'' but found in ofcourse all races ..an is the most UNDER APPRICIATED but in my opinion the MOST BEAUTIFUL eye color found in a man ..it brings out there dark handsome masculine side with there bold stair and there dark black hair =D an there way of getting to you with just a glance in your eyes
***where as blue eyed sufer boys who are verry common in the media scene''brad pitt''are more appriciated sadly over the brown eyed man... personally a girl who prefers a brown eyed man (like me) would perfer johnny depp over leo dicaprio
or david krumholtz over Hayden Christensen =D !
''David Krumholtz is a sexy brown eyed man.''
''I know i watch numb3rs all the time''
by kenzbabiesmama June 18, 2008
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Deaf man's delight

You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.
I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.
by Dynamite Boy December 17, 2008
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Black Man Equation!

The Black Man Equation is an algarithm used to determine one's Black Level Measured in Niglets.

Let Y=Years spent in jail

Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)

Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)

Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)

Let R= Total roberies

Let Nℓ= Niglets

∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R
Trevor: "Yo, how many niglets do you think Tyrese is?"

Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"

Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"

Angus: "Thats a pretty High Niglet Level!"

Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"
by JulioJohnson September 26, 2011
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man of constant sorrow

Song on O Brother, Where Art Thou?
I am the man of constant sorrow, Ive seen trouble on the brink.
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
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