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Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.
Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021
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da baby

da baby is so good send ittttttttttttt

g gtvbviybti*bag syk
by what hairy June 12, 2021
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Lil baby man

The Word little baby man is a weird way to insult someone at least in my opinion The word itself is also connected with the madness combat grunt with a frown and has one tear going down it’s Face
Person 1:lil baby man

Person 2: that is the worst insult I’ve heard
by Grunt who likes potatos June 13, 2021
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Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021
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bitch baby

a. (Noun) An exclamation used when something happens, or in place of an exclamation point.

b. (Noun) A term used to describe something or someone that is mildly annoying

Note: It must be used in situations considered mild. Extreme situations require stronger exclamations, such as "fuck".
1. (Waiting for netflix to finish loading) Let's go, bitch baby!
2. (Waiting for a pedestrian to cross the road) Move it, bitch baby!
3. (When you can't open a jar of pickles) Come on, bitch baby!
by chiffon7333 June 16, 2021
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Baby kates

Baby kates is the name a an adorable girl who is my favorite person ever. I love her to death and I would never ever let anyone hurt her.. I care about her to much.. if I lose her I’m gonna be nonexistent.. she’s just amazinggg 🥺❤️
Why is baby kates so adorable?! 🥺
by CloudySanchez May 12, 2021
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baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak
Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after
by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021
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