Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 6, 2018

Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.

Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.

by Vaginasaur April 16, 2011

Ass pussy

pussy that smells like ass.

She had some wet ass pussy; it smelled like a butthole.

by C. William S. September 12, 2020

Squeezin Ass

A sex term used by women in the philadelphia area which literally translates to grabbing one by the asscheeks

Girl 1: what did you do last night?
Girl 2: i was out with Jake "squeezin ass"

by Urbanzo90 February 7, 2017

Pain in the ass

Any person who thinks that Zuko and Katara should have ended up together.

Person A: "OMG Zutara all the way!!!!"
Person B: "You're such a pain in the ass"

by Bwinkle June 11, 2020

Turbo Ass

When your ass mortars the back of the toilet so hard, it sticks for weeks. Even a pressure washer might not help.

Holy shit, she just turbo assed our employee toilet.

by Fully loaded cowboy April 24, 2020

Get on that ass

A term used to to express encouragement.

Get on that ass, man.......

by Maggi_L July 10, 2010